his pledge to her

Prea tare mi s-a parut!
Gasita AICI.




HIS PLEDGE TO HER:


I WILL KILL THE SPIDERS. I WILL SHARE MY FRIES WITH YOU WHEN YOU’VE FINISHED ALL YOURS AND ARE STILL HUNGRY. I WON’T EVER POP MY COLLAR. I WILL NEVER BE RUDE TO YOUR TUMMY- WHEN I HEAR IT GROWL AND GURGLE. I PROMISE TO BEND DOWN AND REPLY RESPECTFULLY. I WILL EAT THE MUSHROOMS WHEN WE ORDER THE SUPREME PIZZA. I WILL KISS THE PAPERCUTS. AND THE DOOR-SLAMMED FINGER, AND THE COUNTER-BUMPED HIP. I’LL TRY MY HARDEST NOT TO GET ANNOYED WHEN YOU WHISPER QUESTIONS AND COMMENTS DURING MOVIES. I WILL BE THE BIG SPOON. I WILL LET YOU WIN AT WRESTLING, SOMETIMES. OTHER TIMES I WILL NOT. I WILL GO FASTER. HARDER. I WILL PULL WHEN YOU WANT. AND TEASE YOU WHEN YOU DON’T. I WILL SEND YOU RANDOM TEXTS AND LEAVE YOU SILLY GIFTS. NOT ALWAYS. NOT ON SCHEDULE. JUST WHENEVER I WANT TO. WHENEVER I THINK YOU NEED ONE. OR SEVEN. I WILL CHECK YOUR TIRE PRESSURE. AND REMIND YOU TO TAKE YOUR CAR IN. I WILL HOLD YOUR HAND. I WILL LOVE YOU. I WILL LOVE YOU. I WILL LOVE YOU.