Sferturi

HaHA not

Tipa ‘unspe:  uite-te mah la redbulu tau si lasa-ma

persoana in cauza:  dar m-am plictiiii

Tipa ‘unspe:  si ce daca

pers in cauza:  dezplictiseste-ma

Tipa ‘unspe:   ramai asa

hm:| =))

Maimu’:  bah gaina tremura?

Maimu’:  ca eu tremur ca o gaina

:))

Tipa ‘unspe:   cantam la pian

persoana in cauza:  da

Tipa ‘unspe:  loeiwur psejfmsad;'QP[SOADF

Tipa ‘unspe:  LFKDSNFA;LWP OPURARJDS;oifsdm

persoana in cauza:  decat la foaie

persoana in cauza:  mai bine la tastatura

Tipa ‘unspe:  kjyfsd.rli b;saoie;sa;oevpsllsirmd

Tipa ‘unspe:  fjir;oeeiur,sd;

persoana in cauza:  djhkam

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pampam

Statusuri de oameni normali:

>>in my world+cartofi prajiti                             

>>cik visez ph-uri                                            

>>am un pom si-mi place sa-l abuzez cu gaini 

>>minge de volei:10lei, mobil: 180 lei, muscatura unui caine…de nepretuit

>>care ma deranjeaza sa-ti pice netu….dupa ce ti se arde sursa…dnd            

>>veni(am gasit pui) vidi(am mancat pui) vici(am burta plina)                      

>>killing time                                                                                  

>>ba tu ai acte?                                                                                

>>ghici cine si-a uitat azi laptopu la facultate?                             

>>netu asta..il spanzur                                                                    

>>I’m a dork!yeah!                                                         

>>nus…da revin yo odata cu mos craciun                                  

>>tezatrista                                                                        

>>dnd dau gainile cu ruj                                              

>>mai invat…mai pe mess…puii mei fata              

>>pamantu e facut din viermi...si viermii sunt urati

>>cam foggy…                                                 

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